Episode 1
Pilot
Marty Weaver just wants the best for his wife, Debbie, and their three kids. That's why he's moving them to Hi...
Episode 2
Journey to the Center of the Mall
After convincing the Bird-Kersees to let their kids try "human" school, the Weavers take them on their first e...
Episode 3
Things Just Got Real
Marty and Debbie decide to make plans with their human friends after Larry and Jackie have become too entangle...
Episode 4
Bathroom Etiquette
Marty and Debbie prepare the Bird-Kersees for their kids' first day of human school. They're especially worrie...
Episode 5
Halloween-ween
Since arriving on Earth, the aliens - led by the Bird-Kersees - have viewed Halloween as a threat and have set...
Episode 6
Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for...
Episode 7
50 Shades of Green
Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amb...
Episode 8
Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees
Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Re...
Episode 9
Merry Crap-Mas
Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use t...
Episode 10
Juan of the Dead
When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decid...
Episode 11
Gingerbread Man
Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda; Jackie's competitive nature...
Episode 12
Cold War
When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and...
Episode 13
Dream Weavers
At the school dance Reggie attempts to win over Amber, Debbie tries to recapture the magic of her first encoun...
Episode 14
The Back Nine
The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an ex...
Episode 15
Space Invaders
Debbie advises Reggie to commit to Giselle so he proposes marriage, which incites Jackie's wrath. Meanwhile Am...
Episode 16
Mother Clubbers
Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber f...
Episode 17
Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winnin...
Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butk...
Episode 18
Camping
When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families...
Episode 19
I Believe I Can Drive
Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teach...
Episode 20
Sing Like a Larry Bird
After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phon...
Episode 21
Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help,...
Episode 22
It Has Begun...
During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confes...