Episode 1
Late for Breakfast
Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast.
Episode 2
Bummer Jobs
Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
Episode 3
Pat-a-thon
Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails that can't dance.
Episode 4
Lost in Couch
Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down.
Episode 5
Stair Wars
Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict.
Episode 6
Enemies à la Mode
Members of the Star family confront their absurd rivalries.
Episode 7
The Haunting of Star House
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.
Episode 8
Squidina's Little Helper
Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.
Episode 9
I Smell a Pat
The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.
Episode 10
Terror at 20,000 Leagues
The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special.
Episode 11
Gas Station Vacation
The Star Family heads to their favorite resort.
Episode 12
Bunny the Barbarian
Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
Episode 13
The Yard Sale
GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
Episode 14
Just in Time for Christmas
Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.
Episode 15
Who's a Big Boy?
Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
Episode 16
Klopnodian Heritage Festival
The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
Episode 17
To Dad and Back
Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works.
Episode 18
Survivoring
Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
Episode 19
X Marks the Pot
A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it.
Episode 20
Patrick's Alley
The Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience.
Episode 21
Pearl Wants to Be a Star
Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show.
Episode 22
Nitwit Neighborhood News
Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom.
Episode 23
Mid-Season Finale
The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
Episode 24
Shrinking Stars
The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller.
Episode 25
Uncredible Journey
Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake.
Episode 26
Host-a-Palooza
Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
Episode 27
Backpay Payback
Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil.
Episode 28
House Hunting
The Star family house runs away from home.
Episode 29
Super Sitters
Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
Episode 30
FitzPatrick
Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.
Episode 31
The Drooling Fool
Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth.
Episode 32
Patrick’s Got a Zoo Loose
A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
Episode 33
The Patterfly Effect
Patrick messes with the space-time continuum.
Episode 34
A Space Affair to Remember
While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
Episode 35
Home ECCH!
Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class.
Episode 36
Fun & Done!
Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination.
Episode 37
The Lil' Patscals
Patrick learns about GrandPat's childhood.
Episode 38
The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show
In a pre-historic era, Cave Pat hosts a show with his family.
Episode 39
The Patrick Show Sells Out
The Patrick Show! gets competing sponsors.
Episode 40
Neptune’s Ball
The Star family visits King Neptune's palace.
Episode 41
Dad’s Stache Stash
Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection.
Episode 42
A Root Galoot
The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
Episode 43
The Starry Awards
Patrick hosts an award ceremony.
Episode 44
Blorpsgiving
Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
Episode 45
Stuntin’
Patrick gets a stunt double.
Episode 46
Olly Olly Organ Free
In a notion of protest, Patrick's organs leave his body.
Episode 47
Which Witch is Which?
Bunny's mother makes a visit from the old country.
Episode 48
Get Off My Lawnie
Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
Episode 49
Bubble Bass Reviews
Bubble Bass reviews and critiques The Patrick Show.
Episode 50
Patrick’s Prison Pals
Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid to Work Day."