Episode 1
Bath of Beans
Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.
Episode 2
Tallest Man
Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times.
Episode 3
Hard-Boiled Egg Eating
Lou and Andy visit the seaside, and there is a new member at Fat Fighters.
Episode 4
Most Cigarettes in a Mouth
Dafydd is in denial at the hairdressers while Vicky appears in court.
Episode 5
Biggest House of Cards
Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale.
Episode 6
Smallest Ant
There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping.
Episode 7
Largest Mince Pie
Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.
Episode 8
Most People in a Mini
Sebastian helps with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister, and Vicky Pollard goes back to school...