Episode 1
What Life D-D-Doth
When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the tow...
Episode 2
Chief Beef Loco
When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be...
Episode 3
Weapons Grade Life
A young boy pretends to be God and performs surgeries on people to impress his dad.
Episode 4
The 6th Teat of Good Intentions
Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7...
Episode 5
Pet Siouxicide
Xavier surrenders his own freedom for a spoiled child.
Episode 6
World of Hurt, BC
Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin.
Episode 7
Bloodcorn
When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain.
Episode 8
Escape From Squatopian Freedom
When Xavier's significant crystal is stolen, he is forced to venture forth into a freedom-mad place named Squa...
Episode 9
Signs From Godrilla
Xavier must choose between the heart and the mind.
Episode 10
Shakashuri Blowdown
The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match.