Episode 1
The End
"There's someone outside. / What? / He's in the backyard...This is so scary."
Episode 2
The Beginning
"What day? / The day you screwed up your life, Mark."
Episode 3
Pedro Across the Street
"Long story short, he asked me to pick up a bag from his house. / Who asks for that?"
Episode 4
It's All in Your Head
"This is gonna sound weird but my arms are stretching and they're getting longer."
Episode 5
Me, Myself, and Darlene
"I just shot her. And I'm calling to turn myself in, so if you wanna send someone down here, I'll wait."
Episode 6
The Universe Did It
"Last time I saw you, you said you loved me since the 8th grade and you knew you always would."
Episode 7
Mom
"...And then you'll connect with someone in the future. / Or in the past, hopefully the past."
Episode 8
Is There a Scientist on the Plane?
"Captain. Our flight, this flight, it's all over the news. They're saying we crashed somewhere over Phoenix."
Episode 9
Leap Year Girl
"Please put your daddy issues aside, okay? The fate of the world depends on it."